May 2013
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May 21st
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Me: Uh oh
Me: All the fandoms are on hia-
Fannibals: HELLO
Me: Um, hi-
Fannibals: WE AREN'T ON HIATUS
Me: Well that's good I guess-
Fannibals: WE EAT PEOPLE
Me:
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Me:
Me: What?
Fannibals:
Fannibals:
Fannibals:
Fannibasl: Wanna come over for dinner?
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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OMG, I just realised what the Hannibal fandom makes me think of: a dark, psychotic version of Arthur Shappey! 
May 20th
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hannibal-the-shadowhunter: madskittlez29: deathpoolquinn: Dear Supernatural and Doctor Who fandom,  We also have angels… AREN’T THEY CUTE?!?!?!?!??! XOXO Fannibals Dear Fannibals, Thank you for making the rest of us look sane. Sincerely: The Sherlock Fandom To Sherlock fandom It’s okay, would you like to come round for dinner? The Fannibals p.s. all our food is 100% organic ...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
May 18th
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May 18th
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doctorbaggins: My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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spn writers: let's give them crowley acting very human, but not actually make him human
spn writers: and maybe we can show them actual angel wings instead of shadows, but let's make sure they're on fire and burning away
spn writers: and a brother moment between sam and dean they'll love that, but sam would be willing to give his life up for closing the gates of hell and feel like he let dean down
spn writers: oh and let's make naomi the good guy, but let's have her get murdered by someone who was supposed to be a good guy
spn writers: add a dash of new ruler of hell and more false hope for adam getting out
spn writers: and then in the last few seconds of the episode we'll rip everyone's hearts out, stomp on them, set them on fire, and throw the ashes into a volcano
spn writers: lastly a cliffhanger with so many unanswered questions leaving every single fan screaming
May 16th
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nominominus: “You sure you are bi?” “How can you be bisexual if you’re a virgin?” “Are you really bisexual or are you just saying that?” dont just….dont Seriously, you got that? Really???!!! Was it on okc??? Let me find them and give them a one-page-long rant about thiiiiis!!!! But it’s ridiculous, why doesn’t anyone question straight virgin people? Like, by that logic,...
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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I've been using this site for 4 years.
steam-powered-nakodile: clockwork-lives: yaspookyshisno: asgardianette: aurorinthetardis: skarosoul: 0650pm: If your parents ever walk into your room.  Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay!  this is the best thing ever I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME this is genius DO THIS AND TYPE IN...
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
fuckingmultiverse: letsgivethesekidsashow: honeychildplease: I’m quite pleased with this. Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag. WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
May 9th
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Bff: Well, I think angels are just doing as they're told, they're soldiers. They're like humans, weren't really supposed to be good.
Me: Yeah, except, theoretically, angels don't have free will.
Bff: Maybe angels are the first version, version 1.0 and humans are version 2.0. Add a little free will, lose the wings...
Me:
Me: I'm SO posting this on tumblr.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Lee (my partner): Mushrooms are so fascinating *intently studying one*. I think I'm gonna take one to my room and look at it for a while. *pause* I said that out loud haven't I?
Lee: Yes, you have. But you're right, mushrooms ARE fascinating. They're like little bras.
Lee: *actually tests that*'
Me: Nipple bras.
Lee: What, like coconuts? What would you wear them with, a grass skirt?
Me: Fungi.
Lee: Fun with fungi... I said that out loud again, right?
Me: Really, though, it's worrying that we're having these conversations while we're sober.
Lee: Yeah, you were even weirder than me, just now. We sound so high, you have your munchies (I was eating an apple) and I'm staring at a mushroom. *pause* Speaking of, I like your hat. Well, speaking of nothing.
Me: Speaking of mushrooms, you like my hat.
May 8th
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L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux:... →
luciferkingofsass: doitsus-on-a-plane: mustachefirebender: jointhecarrotarmy: silence-insolace: solluxforpresident: karkatforpresident: Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry. someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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